What an awful terrible no good very bad lunch looks like

I present to you the fish I've dubbed 'road kill.' It look like this poor fish was trying to cross the road at White rock and accidentally got run over by a sports car and then was flung out to the beach where it sat for three days. And then the kyushoku monsters came along, scooped it up and put it on my plate.

It joins poop fish (processed fish kinda like sea spam), konnyaku, pickled quail eggs, soggy squid and just about any fish with a face (and any fish that when I attempt to be brave and bite into it kocho sensei says: "lucky~ tamago (eggs)) into the hall of fame for the worst food ever. Honourable mentions are: hijiki (seaweed like tire shreds), this type of potato that disintegrates into gross and snotshroom miso.